I would like to invite all straight “white” men to consider adopting a new gender identity as I have. I now identify as a:
toxic masculine lesbian beige woman of color.
My pronouns are I, Me, My, Mine, Myself.
If enough of us do this, it will greatly impact the PRIDE movement with much weeping and gnashing of teeth.
BEIGE LIVES MATTER!
Follow the lead of Ryan Webb and claim your new gender identity!
Join me in the fun.
I'm so thin that the only color I can go by is "clear".
I do NOT want to go by "transparent" for obvious reasons ("trans parent" = ugh)