Absent intent or authority as legal advice. Meet Andrew Tauber, “Esquire”, (herein “Dildo Esquire”) lest we forget to mention his pedigree… And if I’ve ever seen someone that looked like a dildo, that deserved to be called a dildo, this snowflake is at the top of that list.
"Notice that he avoided wearing a turtleneck"- Well, his name is 𝘛𝘢𝘶𝘣𝘦𝘳. I'm assuming the mohel took away his turtleneck ages ago.
i'm guessing dildo enthusiasts would find the the lube bill to be pretty expensive to cover that whole dildonic head.